Damn skinny bitches

Not that all skinny women are bitches. Not that I even KNOW she's a bitch.

She is probably perfectly lovely. As a matter of fact, the few times I've spoken to her she seemed pleasant enough.

But have you ever heard that country song that came out in like 1999? "I really hate her. I'll think of a reason later."? Yea, that describes it pretty much perfectly.

Skinny. Bitch.